January 2011
new years resolution:
somehow become attractive.
Sex scene in Splice
Best. Game. Ever.
Guess who is the psychopath.
When you yawn and your eyes get all watery
eilleeentsaang:
sarahramora:
and then someone is like
ARE YOU CRYING?!
and you’re just like
LOL @GIF ^
I'm watching Splice.
What.
The.
Fuck.
If you could understand crazy, it wouldn't be...
Reblog if you want (5) creepy compliments.
thebibledidntmentionus asked: If you could concoct a new drug, how would you take it in, what would the effect
(s) be?
(s) be?
thebibledidntmentionus asked: If you could concoct a new drug, how would you take it in, what would the effect
(s) be?
(s) be?
Anonymous asked: always remember to stay strong and know that big boobs are awesome!
Anonymous asked: always remember to stay strong and know that big boobs are awesome!
Somebody ask me something please anon or not:)
timehealsalmosteverything-deact asked: oh one more thing...she writes in everybody's ask so don't feel offended. I don't know if it's automatically programmed or not but she isn't even following me and I've had at least 5 of that same message already!
timehealsalmosteverything-deact asked: oh one more thing...she writes in everybody's ask so don't feel offended. I don't know if it's automatically programmed or not but she isn't even following me and I've had at least 5 of that same message already!
iluvhimxx asked: heya!, i lost 8 pounds in a week off this diet, you dont have to watch what you eat or exercise its really good. you can eat all those foods we reblog and no worries hehe here is the site http://news-6-report.com/-diet
December 2010
iluvhimxx asked: heya!, i lost 8 pounds in a week off this diet, you dont have to watch what you eat or exercise its really good. you can eat all those foods we reblog and no worries hehe here is the site http://news-6-report.com/-diet
I am perfect.
Do you know why I am perfect?
Because everyday I wake up, I tell myself that I am perfect.
My “flaws”? No. They are enhancements that make my perfection different from your perfection.
I am perfect in the way that a two year old’s drawing of a pony is perfect. They drew it how they wanted. They love it because it is theirs, and they did it all by themselves. It is perfect...
Oh Live 105, I love you.
“What is music?
Music is made of sound, and noise, and cowbell.”
My dad fails at Zelda. I am trying to help him...
So many of the pictures with 97429187389173012...
Cross the line if you don't know what your heart...
You idiot.
He’s not sick.
He worked out so hard he threw up.
You fucking idiot.
:l
Jay told me he threw up.
I couldn’t help but burst out laughing.
I love this kid but I also kinda want to beat the shit out of him.
Oh, such is the teenage romance.
This is an ask box. You can leave questions in it.... →
Reblog If You're Ending 2010 Single.
graffitifly:
LIKE A BOSS
I ASKED HIM OUT, HE SAID NO. HE STILL THINKS HE CAN GET AT THIS.
HAHA BITCH. $30 EARRINGS WON’T BUY MY PUSSY.
I forgot what I was going to post about because...
So I will say this-
Parents, don’t get upset that your kids spend so much time on the internet. Would you rather they go out and snort coke and end up some gang banger’s bitch then discover acid and die trying to have sex with a parking meter because they thought it was a unicorn?
That’s what I thought.
I was looking everywhere for my phone.
It was in my bra.
yournameisfun asked: she needa qalm her titz
yournameisfun asked: she needa qalm her titz
yournameisfun asked: I almost wrote cunt-verse in that last message.
My fingers must have that word programmed in, like fucking text prediction on a phone
My fingers must have that word programmed in, like fucking text prediction on a phone
yournameisfun asked: I almost wrote cunt-verse in that last message.
My fingers must have that word programmed in, like fucking text prediction on a phone
My fingers must have that word programmed in, like fucking text prediction on a phone
yournameisfun asked: I pronounce them differently as well. Like:
Shoes: con-verse
word: cun-verse
yep yep
Shoes: con-verse
word: cun-verse
yep yep
yournameisfun asked: I pronounce them differently as well. Like:
Shoes: con-verse
word: cun-verse
yep yep
Shoes: con-verse
word: cun-verse
yep yep
yournameisfun asked: ho ho ho Did I enlighten you?
:3
:3
yournameisfun asked: ho ho ho Did I enlighten you?
:3
:3
yournameisfun asked: I remember the day when it clicked in my brain that "converse" was not only a word, but the name of a (mostly) shoe company.
cool story, bro.
cool story, bro.
yournameisfun asked: I remember the day when it clicked in my brain that "converse" was not only a word, but the name of a (mostly) shoe company.
cool story, bro.
cool story, bro.
Lets converse. I am very conversational tonight. →
people born in 1993-1999 have lived in two...
Woah random vagina tingling.
When people use "q" instead of "g"
especiallygold:
Highlights of 2010 -
Dying.
Oh, wait. That didn’t happen. Okay. 2010 sucked. W/e.