January 2012
blamtastic:
CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T THINK...
That awkward moment when people think your guy...
fallingintothe-sky:
314-eater:
That awkward moment when people think your brother is your boyfriend..
That awkward moment when your friend’s aunt thinks you are dating and calls you pretty but she doesn’t know that he is gay and you are way more into girls than guys.
I took my bubbly bath and now I am getting ready...
: D
crashinglions:
My reaction when anything in my life happens ever.
I hate old people. Saturday made my fear of them...
This lady in front of me on BART was super old and her hands were literally skin and bone. She kept playing with her ear and hair and every time I accidentally saw her boney hands moving I felt like I was going to barf…. On top of that she kept talking to herself and her voice sounded like death.
Now I am sad about being Forever Alone. Let's... →
Get comfortable
Eat something
Reach for something
Realize that it is a few inches too far away
Give up on life
December 2011
Sammy keeps barking at nothing.
Chris’s house must be ~haunted~
inasolitarystyle:
you know how in certain classes there’s no seating chart but everyone sits in the same seat every day so it’s known to everyone where you sit but there’s always that one faggot that sits in your seat one day and you’re like uhhh that’s my seat and he says there’s no assigned seats!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no fuck you that’s my seat i’m going to make your death look like an accident
Chris's family is like those families you see on...
His house is even full of those decorations that you only see in TV houses.
His mom is so awkward yet thinks she’s so cool.
His sister is one of those annoying rich girl sisters who never bathes.
I SWEAR WE’RE ON TV.
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
Me and Chris are at an Indian restraunt and they are playing Indian Dubstep…
Time to go~
I sometimes feel that I am the most normal person...
I sometimes sit and judge you all for not branching out.
Just a little secret of mine.
I am supposed to hang out with Chris.
I think he’s asleep.
omg i need to sleep i cant do this
Oh god.
Things he has called me in the past five minutes:
Darling
Baby
Cutie
Sweety
WHY.
WHY
OMG
WHY
MY FEELS.
omg he told me i was special WHAT DO I DO I DONT...
WHY DOES HE STILL PERSUE ME AFTER ALL THE SHIT I...
I DON’T KNOW IF HE JUST WANTS ME FOR SEX AGAIN OR WHAT
UGH
UGH
UGH
HALP
;C
Arlyss y u no on fbchat
Watchthatharrypottergirl:
p3n1s:
masturbation-is-illegal:
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
reasons why our childhood was better than yours: london tipton and mr. mosbey.
I am a pro at getting guys who are interested in...
:’D
tediferous:
blissslyone:
why would Finn eat the pizza that comes out of his eyes
he’s standing in a pile of pizza slices.
that’s just gross.
Finn stop it
Finn
stop.
I thought I was the only one
Someone start a tinychat.
forstoriessake:
You’d think, what with it being winter and all, that some girls would take some time off from their job of looking like everybody else and stop wearing tiny shorts with tights. IT IS WINTER. Not tights weather.
taemrocket replied to your post: taemrocket replied to…
i’m not fully comprehending anything i’m saying :D
Anonymous asked: Do you use a shaving cream when you shave? I used to have that problem when I shaved without using anything, but if you keep the area well moisturized and use a razor with some form of cushioning, it worked for me. (:
taemrocket replied to your post: taemrocket replied to your post: I don’t remember…
no, it was that time i lied to you like i just did a second ago :)
Yeah, that’s what I said.
I haven't shaved since September.
Damn you, mysterious skin condition that no one can diagnose.
DAMN YOU.
One day I will figure out what it is, and I will be the most boring episode of Mystery Diagnosis ever.
“The Girl With Itchy Legs”
Yes.
Maybe I am just allergic to shaving.
That could be why my legs swell and break out in rashes whenever I attempt to.
Yes. I all allergic to the act of shaving.
LOGIC.
taemrocket replied to your post: I don’t remember taking this….
… i do
Was it that time you gave me a date-rape drug and photographed my teeth?
…
In other news, the Moves Like Jagger video makes me feel funny.
I don't remember taking this....
Should I dye my hair brown again?
It has this redish tint to it and I don’t know if I like it or not.