March 2012
I need to get the fuck fucked out of me.
THIS HORNINESS HIT ALL OF A SUDDEN. NOT OKAY.
My dad put like, a tablespoon of rum into a can of...
He made me try it and I gagged.
I just don’t like alcohol.
cat-bread:
eldritch-abomination:
...
I ate and now I'm hungry.
tocatchabreadator:
anyone notice how in the harry potter movies the soul-eating dementors never go for ron
usukiland:
hey squidward, i bet old man krabs is gonna break any day
nyeh squidward
nyeh squidward
nyeh squidward
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nyeh squidward
February 2012
when you wave at a friend but five teachers wave back
ALSO
later tonight i’ll post a picture of my latest sculpture. i still need to photograph my first head, my second pig, my identity box, my hippo, my bird bowl, and my garden pot.
My speaker keeps making weird noises.
ALIENS.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever done a poo so big you were kinda secretly proud of its sheer size and virtue?
i never get anons asking me weird shit
it makes me sad
I am that anon, but I never get any…
When everyone loves the person you can't stand.
Oh god I was grading government quizzes on Article...
Question 3 was “Who can declare war in the U.S. government?”
I kid you not, one kid wrote “Franklin Delsador Roseavelt Government”
Watchdazzlingscene:
hihowsyourlife:
numbsex:
i cant stop laughing omfg
PH MY GOD
LOL I’M DEAD
Watch
Watchdeadlysupia:
arschgefickter:
my lung is collapsing right now ok
LMAOOOOO
Ugh she is my favorite.
dracomalfoyisapimp:
of course a friend’s 15 year old sister would give birth today
and of course the father would be in his 20s
its like a give in
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Free nudes. →
therealpatrick replied to your photo: Love love love the color.
nice!
Thank you (:
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